Under the linoleum..
Under the linoleum closer..
On the ducts (!)
Tape used in drywall.. probably not asbestos
So, how long do I have to live? :(
Note: I don't plan on flying off the hook based on opinions anyone offers. I would first obviously take it to a lab to be examined. Also, I'm not terribly worried, eventually it's everyone's time to go, right?